Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.
Me: Why not?
Him: Because I don’t find men attractive
Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive
Him: ……. I can’t.
Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T????
THIS IS THE BEST ARGUMENT TOWARDS THIS EVER OMFLKRFJHELKFJHQWKJDHQEFKJHQFKJWEHFKWDJ;lejf;WELFJLWEFJKWEFJWEK
WHEN TEACHERS FORGET TO CHECK THE HOMEWORK YOU DIDN’T DO
im so fucking bored BUT LOOK AT THE DOG??
tell me the story
about how the sun
loved the moon so much
he died every night
to let her breathe